hollyblueagate:

chlstarrbaby:

thekingmickey:

dimetrodone:

hollyblueagate:

zagreus:

hollyblueagate:

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

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Originally posted by kevinarsenault

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

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“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

blairwitchapologist:

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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

eastgaysian:

unblock me i had a prophetic vision involving you that concerns the fate of the universe

jfkisonthemoon:

so fucked that things from 2013 are a decade old. whats next? things from 2014?